Concession Speech
Darf Fader-Sadist and Politician in one!
It appears that my inevitability has been put to the test. We ran a great campaign. I mean, look at what we did! We built a Death Satellite using just a small loan of a million thunder troopers. We got the endorsement of the Tabloid Times, and Doyble Doyblee, my former rival. The Bull Moose party had a good year, and now is not time to give up. While the polls say we didn't get a single vote, we all know we truly won, both in numbers, and in spirit. I think my speech is going pretty well. But I've got extra time, so I am going to spread the blame and prepare for 2020. We lost. Let's face it, and it was because SOMEONE (Pyro Hen) forgot to register our thunder troopers to vote. I mean, how hard is it? Besides that, many of my voters surrendered their inevitability and voted for another candidate.
I would like to congratulate Donald Trump on his electoral victory, and Hillary Clinton on her popular vote victory. I hope that Trump and the Bull Moose can form a coalition government, where we can "Make Inevitability Great Again." My strategy for the Bull Moose in the future and my pandering for a Cabinet position will be released soon. Just remember, this isn't the end. The Bull Moose will live on!
I would like to congratulate Donald Trump on his electoral victory, and Hillary Clinton on her popular vote victory. I hope that Trump and the Bull Moose can form a coalition government, where we can "Make Inevitability Great Again." My strategy for the Bull Moose in the future and my pandering for a Cabinet position will be released soon. Just remember, this isn't the end. The Bull Moose will live on!
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